Ladies (and gentlemen), imagine, if you will, that you were given the following options (minus the whole cancer thing):

• If you don't like your hair, change it. As often as you like and in whatever style you like.
• Never color again. If you want a new color, just get new hair!
• If you REALLY don't like your hair, just take it off. No...really, you can!
• If you don't feel like fixing your hair, just throw on a hat.
• If you do feel like fixing your hair, it doesn't even have to be on your head so you can actually make the back look FABULOUS!
• You don't have to be wearing your hair to wash it!
• Breasts getting in the way? Just take them off, too!
• No bra required - let me say that again - NO BRA REQUIRED
• No waxing, shaving, plucking - (Cue the heavenly music!)
• The foods you love are suddenly going to taste "not so great" but peanut butter and chocolate will probably remain yummy!